https://www.discogs.com/Various-Good-Evening-We-Are-Not-The-Fall/release/11482486
https://web.archive.org/web/20001021191727/http://www.u.arizona.edu/~jkandell/goodevening.html

# SIDE A:

    AAVON DURCKHEIM (Leuven, Belgium): US 80s-90s
    APPLE-O (Island City, NJ): Ghost In My House
    APPLE-O (Island City, NJ): Shoulder Pads
    MOHAMED SALAM (Jerusalem, Israel): Jerusalem
    J'ACCUSE (Kent, OH): Totally Wired
    BAD CRABS (Kent, OH): Nice (New Face)
    GOSH GUYS (Johnson City, TN): Paintwork
    LOVE EXECUTION STYLE (Ithaca, NY): Marquis Cha Cha
    EVENTIDE (Cleveland, OH): Fit & Working Again
    MARK E. MOON (Herts, UK): Prole Art Threat
    INFIDEL (London, UK): Book of Lies
    NIPPLE (Boston, MA): Wings
    JIM HILDRETH NOISE EROSION (San Francisco, CA): N.W.R.A.
    WHERE'S THE BEACH (Liverpool, UK): L.A. ("Drudge Nation")

# SIDE B:

    SPEAKBOY (Cincinnati, OH): Diceman
    MARIE DE LUCIA (Island City, NJ): Jerusalem
    APPLE-O (Island City, NJ): Mr. Pharmacist
    JONATHAN KANDELL (Tucson, AZ): Harpy
    EVENTIDE (Cleveland, OH): Terry Waite Says
    ANDY HALPER (Tucson, AZ): Right Place, Wrong Time
    JONATHAN KANDELL (Tucson, AZ): Feeling Numb
    DRONES NOW CONSPIRACY (Kent,OH): Hotel Bloedel
    OTALGIA (Cardiff, Wales): C.R.E.E.P.
    JONATHAN KANDELL (Tucson, AZ): Man Whose Head Expanded
    DUCTILE GREEN VEGETABLES (Aoteoroa, New Zealand): Surreal Impressions of J Intemperance


# Statements/Homepages/Email Addresses of the Contributing Bands

AAVON DURCKHEIM (Leuven, Belgium): US 80s-90s.
"Four words: masters of slack. There is no (nor will there ever be) studio output of this band."
c/o , Dirk Willems, Ketelstraat 11, 3560 LummenBrusselsestraat 10, B3000 Leuven, Belgium

APPLE-O (Brick Town, NJ): Lost in My House, Shoulder Pads, Mr. Pharmacist.
"I still have the original record receipt somewhere- I got the 'Fall Doomsday Payoff', which looked like a good deal ('trilogy plus'), Sonic Youth 'Bad Moon Rising' and Firehose 'Ragin' Full On' all that day. What a plunder."
c/o Apollo De Lucia, PO 311, Island Heights, NJ 08723, USA

Mohamed SALAM (Jerusalem, Israel): Jerusalem.
"Vimto and spangles were always crap."
c/o Le Nu Perdu

J'ACCUSE (Kent, OH): Totally Wired
"This was the early '80s, when New Wave was still hated, and Punk was generally feared. Totally Wired was a pretty recent song at the time. People liked it when we played it, though I'm not sure anyone in Kent knew about the Fall."
c/o Jeff Curtis, 355 E. 323rd St., Willowick, OH, 44095, USA

BAD CRABS (Kent, OH): Nice/New Face in Hell.
"We probably comprised about 75% of the people in Kent who liked the Fall, or perhaps had ever heard of them."
c/o Jeff Curtis, 355 E. 323rd St., Willowick, OH, 44095, USA.

GOSH GUYS (Johnson City, TN): Paintwork.
The Gosh Guys started up in high school first performing at a German Language Competition with a translated version of They Might Be Giants."
c/o Ernest Paik, 803 Regency Drive, Johnson City, TN, 37604, USA.

LOVE EXECUTION STYLE (Ithaca, NY): Marquis Cha Cha.
Shaft meets Diamanda Galas.
c/o Ernest Paik, 803 Regency Drive, Johnson City, TN, 37604, USA.

EVENTIDE (Cleveland, OH): Fit & Working Again, Terry Waite Says.
"Terry Waite Says was recorded in second year college dorm. I think the TV was on."
c/o Derek Erdman, 537 Lake St, Kent OH, 44240, USA

MARK E. MOON (Herts, UK): Prole Art Threat. "The high point of the session came when guest singer Tristan Shout went out the call box to telephone in the lead vocals, and was assaulted by an irate greengrocer waiting to use the phone."
c/o Guy Jackson, PO Box 308, Bushey Herts, WD2 1NB, UK

INFIDEL (London, UK): Book of Lies.
"We never play in Britain because they hate us. Sometimes we play in Russia because they love us."
c/o Voice of Shade, PO Box 972, London, SE24 0PD, UK

NIPPLE (Boston, MA): Wings.
"The band Nipple did not suck, but were sucked."
c/o Douglas Wolk, 5-16 47th Rd #3L, Long Island City, NY, 11101, USA

JIM HILDRETH NOISE EROSION (San Francisco, CA): N.W.R.A.
The other North. The other South. "Produced on high quality cassette with high quality Fostex 2 (disguised as four-track) under influence of high quality natural products."
c/o Jim Hildreth, PO Box 458, Ogunquit, ME, 03907, USA

WHERE'S THE BEACH (Liverpool, UK): LA ("Drudge Nation")
"The classic track that the Fall never made. If only they still sounded this angry. We chose the track because it's one of the best Fall songs and it doesn't have many words--we don't have a singer."
c/o Mantra Communications, 24 Ashbourne Rd, Liverpool, L17 9QH, UK

SPEAKBOY (Cincinnati, OH): Diceman.
"I was prodded to listen to a tape of bits of 60+ Fall songs. I'd never heard of the Fall. To be honest, I couldn't really find a tune on the tape I particularly cared for, however, Diceman reminded me of something the Sex Pistols might have done if they had doubled their heroin intake."
c/o Brian Kandell, 853 Van Dyke, Cincinnati, OH, 45226, USA

MARIE "BUTTER BEAN" DE LUCIA (Brick Town, NJ): Jerusalem.
This is what Blondie would sound like doing disco under water.
c/o Marie De Lucia, PO 311, Island Height, NJ, 08723, USA

JONATHAN KANDELL (Tucson, AZ): Harpy, Feeling Numb, Man Whose Head Expanded.
"Jonathan Kandell, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable home and happy disposition, seems to unite some of the best blessings of existence; and has lived nearly thirty-three years in the world with very little to distress or vex him."
c/o Arizona Buddhist Militia, 2774 W Calle Morado, Tucson, AZ, 85745, USA

ANDY HALPER (Tucson, AZ): Right Place, Wrong Time.
David Hasselhoff at a Ginsberg reading.
c/o Alta Fidelidad, PO Box 43761, Tucson, AZ, 85733, USA.

DRONES NOW CONSPIRACY (Kent, OH): Hotel Bloedel.
"Recorded for 'Sluggo-go-home,' compilation but later pulled."
c/o Derek Erdman, 1675 E Main St. #144, Kent OH, 44240, USA

OTALGIA (Cardiff, Wales): C.R.E.E.P. "We used to be called 'The Black Mist' but changed the name after a local magazine said we sounded like a deodorant for Goths. Recorded in Jingles Cabaret Taffybeat style. C.R.E.E.P. was the Fall hit that should have been."
c/o Mike Jones, 30 Teasel Ave, Penarth, South Wales, UK

DUCTILE GREEN VEGETABLES (Aotearoa, New Zealand): Surreal Impressions of J Intemperance.
Who Are the Fallnet Really? "Steve wanted me to read a prepared piece. I said ok as long as I could say what I really think."
c/o Steven Dean, 78 Aro St., Wellington, Aotearoa, New Zealand