Written by: Mark E Smith, S Birtwistle
Initial Release: (We Wish You) A Protein Christmas (Single) – Action Records TAKE22CD Double 7″ – TAKE22
Date: 8 December 2003
Group line-up on first recording : Mark E Smith – vocals; S Birtwistle – drums, keys, everything (see commentary)
NOTES
All the instrumentation in this track – which just appears to be a synth – is played by Spencer.
A promo CD for the single carried the warning: “For promotional use only – abuse it and we will get one of Santa’s helpers to drop a little present on you from a great height”.
A funky little number built around a simple back beat with a basic synth riff over drums with lots of reverb.
This track was never been played live.